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You show up to a first date expecting a beautiful new companion and instead find your worst nightmare.

A not-so-smooth single named Josh group messaged all 32 of his Tinder matches in 2015. “There are plenty of fish in the sea,” reads an e Card on Pinterest, “and lots of floating garbage too.” It’s enough to make some daters give up on online dating altogether. Nicole Betz, a witty Twitter user, said, “I’m not into internet dating, but I am dating the internet.” You can check out more funny online dating quotes here. If you go into it with a cynical, judgmental, and glass-half-empty attitude, you’re going to turn dates off and probably won’t have a good time.

To borrow the words of a popular meme: Dudes be like “Your beautiful.” I be like “It’s you’re.” Do you remember that episode of “Doctor Who” where they invade the planet of insane Daleks? Of course, the Doctor rushes off to rescue her from the ship. When the Doctor opens the door to find a killing machine and not a damsel there waiting for him, he gets majorly catfished.

A lot of online daters can sympathize with this plot twist.

Jokes can be great openers for online daters with a sense of humor.

At least it catches attention more than the overused “Hey, what’s up?

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