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" Yes, Budapest gets the juices flowing, and why not? Ever since Zsazsa Gabor first uttered "Dahhling..." and Cicciolina first sprayed a front row in Turin, foreign men have felt an irresistable attraction to Hungarian women. They are among God's loveliest critters, scampering merrily around the Danube basin clad in tiny bikinis, clinging halter tops, and those wonderful high heeled shoes known in other parts of the world as "fuck-me pumps." If you are just traveling around Hungary or staying for a while, there are a few things you should know about dating Hungarian women. I have known people who had a perfectly happy, if somewhat shallow, relationship with absolutely no intelligible communication between them for months at a time. Otherwise you will have to speak Hungarian or find a Hungarian who speaks something you understand.

Especially if you like married men, about forty, reeking of pálinka.

I wish the human race were transformed into cute little rodents whose only aim in life was to have continuous, lusty, mindless animal couplings at every opportunity, hundreds of times each day! Women who are visiting often ask "Are there any available Hungarian men? Rex Harrison crooned it best, in My Fair Lady, "Oozing charm from every pore/ He oiled his way across the floor/ Never have I seen a ruder pest/ than that hairy hound from Budapest." Men, however, must take a different approach to attract the wily Magyar leány. " Other communications were made by rubbing anything else.So, get yourself a great and real American girl (obviously that's what you must like) and get laid.Hopefully you won't have to put into it any effort and it won't cost you anything.Alex | Jul 18, 2005 hey watever hungarians are f'ing hotties and if u can get one more power too u ooh and i have a large penis thats all bye penis | Jul 19, 2005 But you do also run the danger of your Hungarian girlfriend treating you the same as she would a Hungarian man, no matter how exotic you are. I don't want to slag anyone off; just be cautious). Woyse | Aug 1, 2005 I think Dork's essay is spot-on!Hungarians need to lighten up and stop taking themselves SO F-ING seriously! alison | Dec 25, 2005 Yes, this guy has a number of valid points (supported by his 'soulmate', Dave): most Western men (especially Anglo-Saxons) take a shower about once a week "whether they need it or not".

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